Wanna have it? 'Cause you can, you know. We can share it. Want me to bring it into the house for you? 'Cause I will. I'll even put it on the couch where you can reach it easier, if you want.
See, I dropped it here especially for you. That way it won't get my drool all over it while you decide.
*I'll never understand those weird humans...*
OK, then I'll just eat it myself.